Plot

There's nothing funny about a boner. Most of the time, the exception to this rule is England's king of gonzo reality porn, Ben Dover. Tag along behind the viewfinder of Ben's camcorder as he invades Score Magazine's world famous boob cruise in the Caribbean. As seen on television, the boob cruise is packed with Score models ready to undress on command. Miami magazine once called it 'Spring Break for Adults.' Ben can't wait to molest and grope these super-busty sex-bombs. At sea and on land, Dover encounters an eye-popping shipload of mermaids with the biggest tits in the universe.